im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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