We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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