Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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