so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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