bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We had sex on a dog bed..
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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