Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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