It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
And then he peed in my hair
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