how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My pussy is not your playground.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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