I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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