Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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