oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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