Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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