She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize