Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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