Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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