that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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