windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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