i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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