ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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