Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
only if we run a train.
done.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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