We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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