these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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