come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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