I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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