I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think your dad took our porno
Go christen that room with your naked body.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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