Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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