Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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