Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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