maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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