I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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