so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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