the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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