what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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