she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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