Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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