I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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