We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just gargled with NyQuil
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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