Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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