he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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