yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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