What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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