I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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