My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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