Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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