I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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