You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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