I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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