12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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