is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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