I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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