how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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