Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
we're so committed to being not committed
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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